Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A Hypothetical

Hypothetically -- just hypothetically -- let's say you took the day off to go to Valleyfair with the family. And let's say you needed to go to the bathroom. So you walk over to the nearest restroom, and standing outside of the restroom is a former co-worker, from the other side of the skyway. Without thinking, you say "hello", and the former co-worker -- standing, I remind you, outside of a public restroom -- extends his hand to shake yours.

In this purely hypothetical circumstance, who is the last former co-worker you'd want to exchange a handshake with?