Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Stupid, Stupid Things

Mostly for Sean and Kevin, I've decided to post occasional entries from my new desk calendar, "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said." However, in order to avoid infringing on pseudo-intellectual property rights, I won't ever post the current day's entry. Today's entry, from January 2nd, is especially for Sean, since it involves both bears and Canadians.

JANUARY 2:
"At what elevation does an elk become a moose?"
"Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?"
"Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?"

-- actual questions asked of park rangers in Banff National Park, Canada