12-Step Voting?
Courtesy of
Wonkette, we learn that Diebold voting machines are now
getting drunk in bars and passing out on the streets of Baltimore. Really, guys, I know you've gotten a lot of bad press lately, what with the whole "
can be hacked by a monkey" thing, the "
being sued for fraud" thing, not to mention the whole "
committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year" thing. But pull yourselves together! Our president allegedly stopped drinking and snorting coke; so can you!
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