Wednesday, September 29, 2004

12-Step Voting?

Courtesy of Wonkette, we learn that Diebold voting machines are now getting drunk in bars and passing out on the streets of Baltimore. Really, guys, I know you've gotten a lot of bad press lately, what with the whole "can be hacked by a monkey" thing, the "being sued for fraud" thing, not to mention the whole "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year" thing. But pull yourselves together! Our president allegedly stopped drinking and snorting coke; so can you!