MeanMrMustard's Musings: What Are They Worried About? Sousaphone Players With Laser-Beam Eyes?

Friday, January 14, 2005

What Are They Worried About? Sousaphone Players With Laser-Beam Eyes?

According to Scripps-Howard News Service, performers in the inaugural parade on January 20th have been instructed not to look at GW during the parade.

Participants have been warned that they will not be allowed to leave the tents except to go to portable toilets accompanied by a security escort.

Other instructions given performers include a warning not to look directly at Bush while passing the presidential reviewing stand, not to look to either side and not to make any sudden movements.

No sudden movements? That's gonna cramp the style of most of the majorettes. And heaven forbid anyone should look at the Boy King, lest they be turned to stone, stone I say!