Idle Thoughts From The Men's Room
- Don't piss on the toilet seat. Why are you pissing in the stall anyway?
- Please don't fart repeatedly while standing at the urinal. If anything's coming out of your ass at all, go sit on the porcelain.
- If your cell phone rings, ignore it.
- Wash your hands afterwards. This goes double if you're a Vice President.
posted by MeanMrMustard @ 1:55 PM
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