MeanMrMustard's Musings: Can We Stop the Drug War Now, Please?

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Can We Stop the Drug War Now, Please?

I think we must have killed off the last enemy combatant.

Geez, poor John must have really been a threat to society when he was stoned. He might've fallen off his wheelchair onto someone. Oh, wait -- that would imply some level of control over his body when he wasn't stoned, so forget I said that.

Maybe he was dealing? Yeah, that's it. He was a dealer.

I'd blame John Ashcroft for this, but it's been going on too long. And I can't blame Reagan, because he's a saint and all. Damn -- guess I'll have to blame John for not being able to cope with life as a quadraplegic without chemical assistance. What a wimp.